The system is down. I dunno what you did, moron, but you sure screwed everything up good.
I've got nothing. ...except this dose of nostalgic surrealism, which pretty much sums things up.
Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.
Exactly. "Nothing is ruined." ... ... "ok."
Captures my oddly-frantic ennui of the moment perfectly. Of course, "perfectly capturing" bizarre-yet-real moments is what The Brothers Chaps do best. That's what helped to make
Homestarrunner.com such "must-see InterWeb TV" in the Susanka household for years. And why I've got my eye on "Two More Eggs."
And speaking of The Brothers Chaps and bizarre and somehow capturing my mood, here: