Recent conversation with Cormac (Son #6) as we headed to the grocery store:
CORMAC: Papa? When is the Apocalypse happening, again?
ME: Um...[gulp]...pardon me?
CORMAC: You know...that thing with the sun? This summer?
ME: Oh...[sigh of relief]...right. The eclipse. That's happening on the 21st of August.
Never a dull moment.